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Gambling Jokes

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We all enjoy a good laugh right. Well, gamblers too although they enjoy online casino games for real money they also enjoy a good laugh. So we have gathered some gambling jokes that will probably make you laugh. Read on and have time to laugh.

Betting Jokes

Gambling Jokes

  1. Gambling has helped me get back on my feet, you know why? Because I just lost my car in a poker game last night.
  2. I bet you all gambling addicts will call their female child betty and a male one chip.
  3. I wonder why people say gambling ruins lives because it actually brought my family closer. We now live in a one-bedroom unit.
  4. I made a bet with my friends that I’m quitting gambling.
  5. Risk-a-deck-aphobia is the fear of gambling a pack of 13 cards.
  6. They told me out of every seven friends one has an addiction problem. I don’t know why they are laughing since I have told them I bet my money on jimmy.
  7. One man asked if there are any ways to make a small fortune out of betting. The answer was you have to start with a large fortune.
  8. The difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino is that in a casino you really mean it.

Wife: where have you been.

Hubby: sorry but I lost you in a poker game, you have to leave.

Wife: How did you manage that, you fool?

Hubby: it wasn’t easy so I had to fold a royal flush

Gambling Jokes  (Hilarious Quotes)

Henny Young man– when I came about the evils of gambling as I was reading, I immediately quit reading.

George Best– the worst and longest time of my life was when I gave up on women, drinking and gambling, those 20 minutes were long.

Dutch Boyd- poker is like sex, everyone thinks they are good at it, but most people have zero ideas of what they are doing.

Benny Binion- you can trust everyone but always cut the cars.

 



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