Gambling Jokes
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We all enjoy a good laugh right. Well, gamblers too although they enjoy online casino games for real money they also enjoy a good laugh. So we have gathered some gambling jokes that will probably make you laugh. Read on and have time to laugh.
- Gambling has helped me get back on my feet, you know why? Because I just lost my car in a poker game last night.
- I bet you all gambling addicts will call their female child betty and a male one chip.
- I wonder why people say gambling ruins lives because it actually brought my family closer. We now live in a one-bedroom unit.
- I made a bet with my friends that I’m quitting gambling.
- Risk-a-deck-aphobia is the fear of gambling a pack of 13 cards.
- They told me out of every seven friends one has an addiction problem. I don’t know why they are laughing since I have told them I bet my money on jimmy.
- One man asked if there are any ways to make a small fortune out of betting. The answer was you have to start with a large fortune.
- The difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino is that in a casino you really mean it.
Wife: where have you been.
Hubby: sorry but I lost you in a poker game, you have to leave.
Wife: How did you manage that, you fool?
Hubby: it wasn’t easy so I had to fold a royal flush
Gambling Jokes (Hilarious Quotes)
Henny Young man– when I came about the evils of gambling as I was reading, I immediately quit reading.
George Best– the worst and longest time of my life was when I gave up on women, drinking and gambling, those 20 minutes were long.
Dutch Boyd- poker is like sex, everyone thinks they are good at it, but most people have zero ideas of what they are doing.
Benny Binion- you can trust everyone but always cut the cars.